Everyday Adventures in Havachon Heaven

The Good, Crazy, & Adorable Life of One Havachon Puppy

VBP Blog Hop: Craziest Spam Messages

We’re going to jump into the new VBP Blog Hop today with this silly post. The Blog Hop is hosted by Jet, Savannah and Texas, and it’s lots of fun!

I always check my spam file here on WP for misdirected comments – and there are always some there, too! We all agree that spam is pure junk, but sometimes I find the funniest, most ridiculous and ludicrous paw(VBP) messages that really make me laugh. Do they seriously think these things will be approved by bloggers?!

I wanted to share a few classics with you; the last is my favorite (hey Jet, you, Savannah and Texas could start a new VBP Spam Dictionary with these pseudo-words! LOL):

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  • I got what you intend, thanks for swing up. Woh I am gladsome to reason this website through google.
  • i beloved your blog site seriously considerably bookmarked also
  • An intriguing word is worth scuttlebutt. I suppose that you should create writer on this matter, it power not be a preconception someone but mostly grouping are not sufficiency to utter on such topics.

And one last one that couldn’t be overlooked from a clearly undecided spammer:

I just love|like|adore every thing|post|article you make|write|create. I visit|return everyday!

Thanksome spammers, your considerable compose ingratiates my laughter at your hilarity. (I’m thinking maybe they’ll understand their own weird language LOL!)

I get a laugh out of these crazy messages too!

I get a laugh out of these crazy messages too!

You can find the VBP protocols here. It’s a fun way to meet new language-loving friends! 🙂

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Monday Mischief: Turtles BRING IT!

I’d like to say that Daisy is taking a brief vacation from mischief, but the truth is that I wasn’t able to get her mischief post done in time (bad mommy!!). So instead, take a look at these two hysterical videos of turtle mischief (our friends at Underneath the Shell will especially appreciate these!):

Tiny turtle vs cats: Final score – turtle 2, cats 0!

http://youtu.be/kFP6kzZJGOs

Turtle attacks raspberry – the music makes it even better!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npGYoFTZdlI

Daisy thought they were so funny, she couldn’t stop laughing!

Heeheehee – that was funny! 😀

It’s Mischief Monday! Join the blog hop and meet some fun new friends!

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Peek-A-Boo Havachon’s Hide and Seek Game

I talked in another post about Daisy’s one-eyed Havachon Sneak Peek, but when I was looking through her pictures recently, I noticed that she’s a Peek-A-Boo Puppy at heart!

She loves being under, behind, or snuggled in something and staying really quiet, then getting all excited when we finally find her. We could swear she’s laughing – “Haha Mommy, I tricked you!” It’s either a game of Peek-A-Boo or Hide and Seek!

The theme for all these photos is peek —– peek —– peek! 🙂

Peek....

....peek....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

....peek....

 

....peek....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

....peek-a-BOO!

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Monday Morning Chuckle: Strangest Dog Names

So VIP Pet Insurance publicized a list of the top 50 strangest dog names they’ve ever heard. These are actually the names of dogs whose owners applied for pet insurance!

Here are a few of the wildest:

I may be goofy, but at least my name isn't!

Sirius Lee Handsome
Zip Drive
Muppet Bundle
Meatwad
Low Jack
Rush Limbark
Peanut Wigglebutt (can you imagine the vet calling that name out in a crowded waiting room??!)
Spatula (don’t let this one get around – those nutty celebs who name their kids things like Diva Muffin and Audio Science [I kid you not, just follow the link!] would probably steal it!)

And of course, there’s the classic old joke about a dog named Herpes because he wouldn’t heel…. 🙂

Have a happy Monday everyone!

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Monday Morning Chuckle: Stupid Dog Laws

Where do legislators find the time to think up all these crazy laws?!

Good thing this is only an empty bottle of sparkling apple cider, or I could be arrested in some states! 🙂

Here’s a bunch of crazy, funny, and yes – stupid – laws concerning dogs from right here in the good ol’ US of A. I know some of them are antique and have actually been repealed, but some are actually still in existence!

Colorado: The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.  (umm….maybe just badly worded?)

Illinois:

It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets. (Who on earth did this??)

It is illegal to give a dog whiskey. (Darn!)

No person may keep a smelly dog. (Actually reads: No person shall keep or maintain any animal, poultry or fowl in such a manner to cause inconvenience or disturbance to other persons by reason of noise, odor or other cause.)

It is against the law to make faces at dogs. (HAHAHA – we’re sunk!)

Michigan:

It is illegal to kill a dog using a decompression chamber. (But other means are okay???? Yikes!)

North Carolina:

In one town, fights between cats and dogs are prohibited. (Do they have a drug to quell this natural instinct? And I guess dog fights are condoned??)

Ohio:

It is illegal for a dog to urinate on a parking meter. (Apparently this is from a particular town, where supposedly there are no parking meters.)

A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him. However, the reverse is not true, even if it’s a police dog. (I really hope this is misquoted…)

Oklahoma:

Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog. (LOL!!)

Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property. (Or else the neighborhood will go to the dogs…. Sorry, I just had to say it.)

Outdated or current, the fact is that these laws do or once did exist. I’d love to know how some of them came into existence!

 

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