Daisy here. And none too happy either.
My family did a reverse-mischief on me last week, and I didn’t like it one bit.
You know what they did? They made me look like a girly-girl.
Yes, that’s right. They actually made tough, trap-setting Destructo-Pup look like a sweet girly pup.
They took me to a professional groomer. :<O grrrrr
Stop laughing, it’s not funny. My family usually grooms me themselves every week, but now that Dad’s right arm is still in a brace, he can’t hold me still while Mom cuts my nails, shaves my behind (::shudder::), and clips my face and paw hair.
I thought I was going to be livin’ easy with no grooming for the weeks that Dad would be in the brace, but instead they took me to the groomer.
Now, don’t get me wrong, I like the groomer and her boss very much. They always play with me and hold me on their laps after they pluck my ear hair – sometimes I even get to play with other pups – but I’ve never had to go for the “Full Monty” before. Bath, blow dry, hair cutting, paw trim, nails cut, face trimmed, butt shaved (::shudder::)…..okay, I went through it all (although they did notice how much I hate my paws being touched).
There I was, fluffy and sweet-smelling. Isn’t that good enough? Oh no – then they topped it all off by putting a bright pink flower on each ear and tying a rainbow heart bandanna around my neck! What kind of look is that for Destructo-Pup?!
THEN, if that’s not bad enough, my family oooooo’ed and ahhhhhhh’ed over me when they picked me up and then took pictures of me at home! I didn’t want to look at the camera – I didn’t want anyone to recognize me!
But I knew my mom would post pictures, so I beat her to it so I could tell my side of the story. (Mom and DD say I had those big pleading “Puss-n-Boots” eyes.) Here I am after the grooming -I did get those flowers off my ears 5 minutes later!
I will not look at the camera….
I said, I will NOT look at the camera! ::how humiliating::
How much longer is this going to go on?!
Ack! You caught me looking! Somebody get me out of these things!
Oh no, they’re talking about taking me in for another grooming!! And a special grooming for Christmas! What’s a pup to do?!
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