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VBP Blog Hop: Craziest Spam Messages

on February 21, 2013

We’re going to jump into the new VBP Blog Hop today with this silly post. The Blog Hop is hosted by Jet, Savannah and Texas, and it’s lots of fun!

I always check my spam file here on WP for misdirected comments – and there are always some there, too! We all agree that spam is pure junk, but sometimes I find the funniest, most ridiculous and ludicrous paw(VBP)Β messages that really make me laugh. Do they seriously think these things will be approved by bloggers?!

I wanted to share a few classics with you; the last is my favorite (hey Jet, you, Savannah and Texas could start a new VBP Spam Dictionary with these pseudo-words! LOL):

  • Lengthy ago i ran into your blog publish and still have been recently reading coupled.
  • An fascinating speech is worth interpret. I guess that you should compose solon on this message, it mightiness not be a preconception subject but generally people are not sufficiency to verbalize on specified topics. To the next.
  • I got what you intend, thanks for swing up. Woh I am gladsome to reason this website through google.
  • i beloved your blog site seriously considerably bookmarked also
  • An intriguing word is worth scuttlebutt. I suppose that you should create writer on this matter, it power not be a preconception someone but mostly grouping are not sufficiency to utter on such topics.

And one last one that couldn’t be overlooked from a clearly undecided spammer:

I just love|like|adore every thing|post|article you make|write|create. I visit|return everyday!

Thanksome spammers, your considerable compose ingratiates my laughter at your hilarity. (I’m thinking maybe they’ll understand their own weird language LOL!)

I get a laugh out of these crazy messages too!

I get a laugh out of these crazy messages too!

You can find the VBP protocolsΒ here. It’s a fun way to meet new language-loving friends! πŸ™‚

32 responses to “VBP Blog Hop: Craziest Spam Messages

  1. 2browndawgs says:

    LOL we get a lot of funny spam messages too, but mostly just ads for cheap drugs. πŸ™‚

  2. haha – how funny. This spammers are pesky… but the spamfilter of WP is not bad ;o)

  3. Scuttlebutt??????? LOL. We never get time to read ours but maybe we should. Have a terrific Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

  4. megtraveling says:

    Maybe Daisy can interpret these “unusual” sentences for us!

  5. onebluedog says:

    Hahaha, we get these crazy messages too πŸ™‚ I am a dog and I am still better at speaking than whoever writes these spammies!

  6. So glad I’m not the only one receiving these alien language form comments. I swear, they’re trying to communicate with us from outer space πŸ™‚

  7. We get some crazy one’s too..So funny πŸ™‚ xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

  8. Clowie says:

    “An intriguing word is worth scuttlebutt” – that’s my favourite!

  9. We kept getting spam on our blog and finally had to buy some service to block it! Makes life much easier now!

    Oink oink,
    Katie and Coccolino the mini pig

  10. Dogs N Pawz says:

    BOL! My mom hates to go through the spam mail!

  11. These are so funny! Your spam is much better than ours πŸ™‚ Thanks for the laughs!

  12. Some great bonus comments…we could start a file, and sometimes when we’re tired and reading and leaving comments we can just pull from this list. I would beloved it! πŸ™‚

  13. Flo says:

    Heehee! I’ve never really read the sh*t (VBP) that goes into my trash folder, I just glance over and delete… now I might spend a bit more time and have a laugh!

  14. Loy says:

    Those were very funny! Happy Saturday!

  15. Spam messages make me laugh so much!

  16. snoopys@snoopysdogblog says:

    Those sure were worth bringing out of the spam folder to share!! πŸ™‚ But what is a scuttlebutt? I hope I never encounter one, sounds scary! πŸ™‚

    Hope you’re having a fun day πŸ™‚

    Your pal Snoopy πŸ™‚

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